This is yet another way for me to tell strangers things about me which they don't care about.
Conairh's Rarely Updated Blog of Awesome.
January 30, 2012
tipotype:

By Atelier Martino & Jana

tipotype:

By Atelier Martino & Jana

October 30, 2010
Ahh thank god for buffy. The lazy man’s Halloween friend.

Ahh thank god for buffy. The lazy man’s Halloween friend.

July 5, 2010
kami:

I was THIS CLOSE to getting my picture taken under the most graffiti-able sign in all of Britain. Bugger!

Kami apparently hasn’t heard of Scunthorpe…

kami:

I was THIS CLOSE to getting my picture taken under the most graffiti-able sign in all of Britain. Bugger!

Kami apparently hasn’t heard of Scunthorpe…

November 12, 2009
You smoke 8 or 9 cigarettes a DAY!?! That’s like a whole pack!
My Mum thinking she knows things about stuff.
lifeofbk:

My favorite sign at the tube station.

I’ve taken the tube countless times, but never noticed this sign. What other blatantly obvious and funny day-to-day things am I overlooking?

lifeofbk:

My favorite sign at the tube station.

I’ve taken the tube countless times, but never noticed this sign. What other blatantly obvious and funny day-to-day things am I overlooking?

September 4, 2009
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

This T-Pain autotune app makes funtimes.

September 1, 2009

lifeofbk:

So, this is going well.

Long story short, these guys wanted a promotional video on a $1000 budget. I got them two P2 cameras, a full light kit, and time at the (extremely expensive/amazing) LA Sound Gallery, along with a stuido engineer doing sound and Sean on second camera.  Because they didn’t have the time/money to multrack a vocals/piano session, all sound was recorded and mixed live.

Four days after the shoot, they decided that they didn’t like the mix and stopped payment on my check.  All the money got sucked out of my account, and I’m now in the red for all of their expenses.  As of right now, Marlene Arden and Phil Conti are refusing to correct their stopped payment for completed services (aka: check fraud), and I’m screwed.

Marlene Arden googles her name often enough to feel the pressure that the internet is putting on her this morning.  Hopefully, this leads to her coming to her senses and cleaning up her mess.

Help me out, and spread the word in any way you can.

August 27, 2009
thisiswhyyourefat:

Meatini
A full English fried breakfast served in a cocktail glass made out of bacon.
(via rathergood)

I see no baked beans. FAIL!

thisiswhyyourefat:

Meatini

A full English fried breakfast served in a cocktail glass made out of bacon.

(via rathergood)

I see no baked beans. FAIL!

August 19, 2009
Mad Men. Best post modern advertising ever.

I wonder how much Lucky Strike paid for the product placement in S01E01.

Personally I love the unfiltered luckies where you can get them nowdays.

Best last 4 credit card digits ever.

Best last 4 credit card digits ever.

August 17, 2009
lifeofbk:

Going through shots from my first digital camera brought me to one of the best pictures I’ve ever taken.
It’s not always about the gear.

It’s all about how much gear the subject’s have taken…

lifeofbk:

Going through shots from my first digital camera brought me to one of the best pictures I’ve ever taken.

It’s not always about the gear.

It’s all about how much gear the subject’s have taken…

August 12, 2009
I don’t really feel comfortable as a pirate…
My Croatian Stepmother
August 11, 2009
I need to get a drug addiction to make cash.

A meth addict for 30 yrs makes $700 a week and blows it on ice. I’m a pretty smart guy and can’t get a job to save my life. I guess I need to step up from the pussy drugs in order to make bank.„

London party times.

I just pissed on the London eye and almost fell into the Thames in front of Westminster.

Fucking beat that America.

August 10, 2009
Just found the photos for a fantastic gig I went to. The Bays at Koko.
Encircled is my father looking like a tool.

Just found the photos for a fantastic gig I went to. The Bays at Koko.

Encircled is my father looking like a tool.